The Dilemma

I hold a sheet of ‘Getting to know you’ bingo in my hands. It’s one of those first day of school icebreakers where you have find someone who ‘wears glasses’ or ‘went abroad this summer’ or ‘has siblings’. I don’t mind the icebreaker on its own, but it’s about the third one I’ve done all week and it stopped being fun after the first time.

Holding in my sigh, I mill around the room, adding my voice to the din of others, shouting, “Anyone who made their bed this morning? Anyone who knows how to swim?”

A girl I haven’t spoken to yet nods beside me. “I know how to swim,” she says with a smile. “How about you, do you play a competitive sport?”

I shake my head. “No, but I do love to read,” I say, glancing at her mostly filled sheet.

We exchange sheets and names, and I add her to the long list of classmates I’ll be working with this semester.

“Know anyone who went camping this summer?” I ask her, looking down at my mostly empty sheet. “Or likes to skateboard?”

She peruses her sheet. “Hmm, I think Billy went camping. He’s in the green shirt over there.” She points him out to me.

Thanking her, I squeeze through the traffic in the room, tossing a few sorrys over my shoulder as I get through.

“Hi,” I say to the guy she pointed out. “I hear you went camping this summer?”

He flashes me a grin. “I sure did,” he says, holding his hand out for my sheet and handing me his.

I scribble my name in a box on his sheet under ‘is the youngest/oldest child in their family’ and hand him his sheet back. “Thanks.”

“No worries,” he says. “I’m Billy, by the way. What’s your name?” He holds out a hand expectantly to me.

I freeze, staring at the proffered limb, not knowing what to do.

Islamically, men and women who aren’t related or married aren’t supposed to be in physical contact. But how exactly do you explain this to someone who’s just expressing a Western cultural norm? It’s not his fault that he’s being perfectly friendly and polite.

Last time this happened, Iย promised myself that I wouldn’t fall victim to my weakness of wanting to fit in. That I would calmly and politely explain that I cannot shake a man’s hand in my faith. It’s a pretty simple sentence, but I can feel my resolve shaking as my tongue suddenly feels like fur, and my mouth seems to be sealed shut. This happens every single time.

My face flames as I realise the smallness of the room and the fact that the people are hovering around us, as they ask each other questions and move across the space.

It’s only been a few seconds since he’s asked me, but I can feel the awkwardness that stretches as the time passes. My hands shake as I stare at the hand, like a woman possessed, and I feel myself caught in the endless battle with myself.

To shake or not to shake…what do I do?

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8 comments

  1. Sanaa says:

    What we need is a badge saying ‘Hi, name is Ikhlas/Sanaa/A name you probably need to ask me to repeat a few times, and I would really prefer not to shake your hand if you are male’.

    It’s SO awkward having to explain it on the first meeting. What did you do?

  2. Natalie says:

    I can’t even imagine how awkward that must be to explain to people! I didn’t know about that belief myself until I went to shake the hand of a male Islamic student that I met while in University. He politely explained to me why he couldn’t shake my hand and I completely understood! I don’t think you should be quite so nervous about telling people why you won’t shake hands with them. Unless they are a jerk 99.9% of people won’t find that rude at all! If anything, I was really fascinated when the student I met told me about this practice, and now I’ll know for the future ๐Ÿ™‚
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    • Ikhlas says:

      Thanks, Natalie! That’s great to know…I find myself getting all flustered, so it’s good to know that you weren’t taken aback when someone told you.

  3. Nadia says:

    Omg, I find myself in this awkward situation all the time! As much I want to say that simple line explainig why i cant shake hands, I am usually not able to say it. If I do say it, it’s all jumbled up because I am so nervous. Ughhh!!

  4. kesheroo says:

    It’s really hard…but I think the fact that you wear a hijab makes it really clear that you are observant and ya know, you practice yo’ faith with conviction so it ain’t personal…also your discomfort is not in vain! It’s part of the diversity education process (so we’re all grateful to ya).

    One possible suggestion: Exude warmth through non physical means, and just say: I’m not a hand shaker but it’s a pleasure to meet you! ๐Ÿ™‚ …………But you know best!

    ANYWAY IKHLAS, baking emergency question pour toi!! Do you use vanilla essence? Would you know where can I get vanilla sans alcohol? (Errr and I’m too frugal to get actual beans)

    • Ikhlas says:

      Oh no, I can’t believe I didn’t respond to this…sorry!

      Thanks for the suggestion! I’ve heard it before, and it seems like a good medium so the person doesn’t think you’re too friendly.
      You’d think the hijab would say that, but I’ve seen some hijabis do some interesting things out there! lol
      And I use vanilla essence…I believe the alcohol gets burned off, but don’t quote me on this!

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